Hayden, you are such a talented man. Why, oh why, must you have such shitty fans? The concert on Tuesday night at the Danforth Music Hall (where everyone seems to play in the last two years…) was excellent. The crowd was obnoxious. What was possibly more impressive about the whole, disjointed affair was Hayden’s cool management of the situation. Faced with a sea of nameless faces, heckles emanating from nowhere, he employed simple, ironic dismissal when ridiculous comments were launched:
Drunk Fan: “HAYDENNNN PLAY [insert song title]“
Hayden: “No.” or “Why?”
What a talented man Hayden is. Yes, he is also good looking, but his talent surpasses the asthetics of his curly locks. The show mostly consisted of him on stage, variously playing a guitar, harmonica, piano or another bizarre instrument (think, foot drum.) One of my favorite songs, “Bass Song,” involved the full use of his forearms, banging against the piano in what was the most melodic, well, banging I have ever heard.
His banter was, as always, hilariously self-deprecating. He refered to his two “optimistic songs” which by all accounts, were far from optimistic. The first, is off the new release In Field & Town: “More than Alive”.
One day more of you alone
There’s everyone but no one to show
That you’re more than Alive
You drive alone every night
through windows see other who’d like
to be more than alright
Now, is it just me, or is that wholly depressing? I thought so. His other “optimistic” song is about trying to convince a friend to leave their shitty lover (“Carried Away”). I guess that’s a warm and fuzzy thought… He played this song with clapping from the audience, all the while explaining he was struggling to learn to play to clapping. And of course there was the obligatory “sing-a-long-section”, which could be the reason he classifies the song as “optimistic”. Yes, it is true – it’s hard to feel gloomy when you’re singing “la, la, la, la, laaaaa, la la” at the top of your lungs, particularly when accompanied, or rather led, by a gorgeous man.
Don’t be scared to leave him
You’ve been sad all season
You should think of something to say
Maybe you should tell him
That from the day you met him
You’ve been liking him less and less
But Hayden can also be incredibly sexy. And it’s not just because of his good looks (have I mentioned those curls yet?) The combination of his deep, throaty voice and longing lyrics make for a killer song. Here’s an excerpt from my favorite example of that genre, “Starting Over” off of Elk-Lake Serenade.
Your legs are at the door
I’m feeling good and I want more
But you’ve got one thing on your mind
It’s leaving everything behind
And I feel like starting over
More now, as I’m older
Come on now, come over to me
Drop your skirt down past your knees
If this is the last we ever meet
Let’s go out in style and see
If you feel like starting over
Or you’ll look back when you’re older
At times we had together
And realize there was nothing better
“Starting Over” is also an excellent example of Hayden’s true strength: the short song. The man can pack more feeling into a minute and a half than any other musician I’ve heard. Now that’s what I call talent. And yes, the looks don’t hurt.